WILLLLSSSOOOOOONNNNNNNN ref

Because who doesn't like to scream out "WILSON" at the sky in a really melodramatic way for no absolute reason? no one, that's who.

OKAY

NAME:: WILSON
GENDER:: MALE
S/O:: GAY AS ALL FUCK (NOT FLAMBOYANT THOUGH. IF YOU SAW HIM AND HEARD HIM AND KNEW HIM, YOU'D BE LIKE, WOW, WHAT A CLASSICLY STRAIGHT GUY. BUT THEN HE'D TELL YOU HE'S GAY AND BLOW YOUR FUCKING SOCKS OFF.)
R/S::IN A GAY - ASS RELATIONSHIP WITH RUTHER (belongs to *SwagSodas AND THEY HAVE LOTS OF SEX. LOTS OF IT BECAUSE THEY'RE SEXY.
HERITAGE:: HE'S A KIWI (FROM NEW ZEALAND)
PERSONALITY:: HE'S PRETTY CHILL. HE GETS HIS SHIT DONE ON TIME BECAUSE HE'S DEPENDABLE AS FUCK AND WHEN HE HAS NOTHING TO DO, YOU CAN FIND HIM WITH HIS FRIENDS ON THE BEACH HAVING A BONFIRE AND BEING TARDS IN THE OCEAN. HE'S KIND OF A BEACH BUM, BUT NOT REALLY BECAUSE HE HAS A HOUSE AND HE'S REALLY A CLEAN BOY. HE JUST LOVES SPENDING ALL HIS SPARE TIME AT THE BEACH. HE LOVES HOTTER CLIMATES AND IN THE WINTER, HE'S A WUSS. YOU CAN USUALLY FIND HIM WRAPPED UP IN ALL THE SCARVES AND COATS HE CAN POSSIBLY WEAR WITHOUT BEING UNABLE TO MOVE. HE'S A JOKSTER BUT HE WAS NEVER THE CLASS CLOWN. HE LOVES TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH, BUT HE ALSO IS SOMEWHAT RESERVED AND SHY. HE DOESN'T LIKE PEOPLE TO SEE HIS SHYNESS THOUGH SO USUALLY HE JUST MAKES ODD COMMENTS TO TRY AND COVER UP HIS AWKWARD SHYNESS (HOWEVER RARE THESE SHY SPURTS ARE). YOU CAN TELL HE LIKES A GUY BECAUSE HE STARTS TO STUTTER AND BLUSH A LOT. ( IT'S FUCKING ADORABLE, OKAY>)
LIKES:: WARMTH, LYING ONTOP OF DRYERS, THE BEACH, MUD BETWEEN HIS TOES ON RAINY DAYS
DISLIKES:: BEING TOO COLD, IGLOOS, HEIGHTS, THE IDEA OF FLYING JELLYFISH

I ADOPTED THIS CUTIE FROM *SwagSodas. I CHANGED HIS DESIGN A LITTLE BIT IM SORRY